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Math - You get what it weighs (1959)
At age sixteen, math lessons at school were boring me to no end. While my classmates were biting the tip of their pencils, trying to solve trigonometric problems, I had already rifled through higher math college books, fascinated by calculus, infinite series and extra dimensions. One day it so happened that "Bulley" (our dorm master, Dr Lang, so named for his loud commands) was temporarily replaced by professor Almer, our math teacher, whose nickname was "Cheese". Cheese because "Alma" is a famous brand of triangular processed "cheeselets" (still available today) which came wrapped in alufoil and in a never ending variety of added spices and flavours. When a pupil complained, Cheese's usual quote when handing out a bad mark for his famously difficult exams, was: "Was wiegt's, des hat's", weighing with his right hand the pupil's papers containing the miserable evidence of mathematical failure. You get what it weighs. The afternoon when Cheese was standing in for Bulley to supervise our homework, he glanced over my shoulder. I was all done but for Latin which I usually postponed until the next morning, and was working on my neatly hand-written "higher" math notes. The books on my desk from the university library turned out to be the ones that Cheese himself had been put on a waiting list for. Here I was - rascal! - using "his" books which he needed badly for his university teaching classes. Hence he appropriated the books and assigned me to teach "his" math lessons to the big guys from graduating class, two years older than me. They didn't like it one bit when I took one of their failed papers and announced solemnly: Was wiegt's, des hat's!
Jazz band (1960)
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Peter Biberschick (trumpet), Michael Schwarz (trombone), Hans Radlberger (clarinet) Peter Panholzer (piano), Günther Dietrich (contrabass), Gerald Raisp (drums)
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